Christopher Moore

Death merchants, stupid angels, impractical demons, and—yes—toothsome vampires have all appeared in Christopher Moore's offbeat adventures. In You Suck: A Love Story, Moore revisits a couple from his previous book Bloodsucking Fiends: Jody, a vampire, and Tommy, who's about to become one. But even though killing your boyfriend doesn't mean killing the romance, it turns out that undying love can be a serious pain in the neck.